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Subject: 100 Greatest Quotes from Christians
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8DaysDazedUser is Offline

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01/14/2008 8:33 AM Alert 
There's some really good stuff in here. Enjoy.

http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/

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01/14/2008 10:47 AM Alert 
Single Greatest Quote from an Idiot



There's some really good stuff in here. Enjoy.

http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/

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01/14/2008 11:08 AM Alert 
Hey, they're not my quotes, but here's a sample for you:

Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE

Oh boy. I really hope this person isn't teaching his/her children this.
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01/14/2008 3:35 PM Alert 
I have a really hard time believing that someone actually wrote that and believes it.

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8DaysDazedUser is Offline

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01/14/2008 4:01 PM Alert 
Me too, but that's what that Christian believes. If you go to the url I provided it links you to the site that it was posted on.
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01/15/2008 7:25 AM Alert 
Some of those people must have forgotten to put their aluminun foil hats on. Did you read the comments on each post? Vicious!

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01/15/2008 7:40 AM Alert 
This is the funniest thing i have read in a long, long time! Thanks for sharing!

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01/15/2008 1:27 PM Alert 
Sad sad quotes from whacked out people. Thank God most Christians do not think like that.

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01/16/2008 10:46 AM Alert 
Posted By 8DaysDazed on 01/14/2008 4:01 PM
Me too, but that's what that Christian believes. If you go to the url I provided it links you to the site that it was posted on.




No, I'm saying that I flat out don't believe that these are "real". You know the saying, "don't believe everything you read"? It applies, especially so on the internet.

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01/16/2008 10:51 AM Alert 
Oh, I believe they could easily be real. I've actually seen worse in the couple forums I frequent (including this one). However, there are stupid people of every way of thinking. Internet chat rooms/posting forums aren't exactly places that exclude the insanely moronic.

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01/16/2008 11:03 AM Alert 
My point exactly (this forum). We have people that try to stir up trouble and cause hatred/disdain for religion. That's why I just don't believe it.

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01/16/2008 1:08 PM Alert 
Not trying to cause hatred/disdain, just trying to provide a good laugh due the ignorance and lack of education of some of your fellow Christians. Strange how you cant have faith that some people actually wrote that stuff.
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01/16/2008 2:08 PM Alert 
There are crazy people in every religion, we have talked this topic to death. Blah blah blah. Let's talk about something new...........

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01/16/2008 5:23 PM Alert 
Posted By 8DaysDazed on 01/16/2008 1:08 PM
Not trying to cause hatred/disdain, just trying to provide a good laugh due the ignorance and lack of education of some of your fellow Christians.

And Brit shows how your fellow Atheists are all so highly educated.
Posted By Brit on 01/13/2008 8:42 PM
This is the non religious out there. those that believe that the bible is total crap... An that the bible is the biggest reason for not following a best seller 2000 years agao.

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01/16/2008 8:32 PM Alert 
99 more to go Joe.
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01/18/2008 2:59 PM Alert 
99 Luft Balloons?

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01/19/2008 7:34 PM Alert 
Posted By 8DaysDazed on 01/16/2008 1:08 PM
Not trying to cause hatred/disdain, just trying to provide a good laugh due the ignorance and lack of education of some of your fellow Christians. Strange how you cant have faith that some people actually wrote that stuff.




I wasn't saying you were, I'm saying that I don't believe that those quotes were posted by someone who actually believes what they're saying. That they were actually posted by someone to cause trouble.

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