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Trogdor!User is Offline

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08/08/2007 12:41 PM Alert 
Fundamentalists: believe 2+2 =5 because It Is Written. Somewhere. They have a lot of trouble on their tax returns.

"Moderate" believers: live their lives on the basis that 2+2=4. but go regularly to church to be told that 2+2 once made 5, or will one day make 5, or in a very real and spiritual sense should make 5.

"Moderate" atheists: know that 2+2 =4 but think it impolite to say so too loudly as people who think 2+2=5 might be offended.

"Militant" atheists: "Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?"
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08/08/2007 3:14 PM Alert 

Atheists believe:
Everything came from nothing.
Life came from non-life.
All life evolved from rocks.
Consciousness came from non-consciousness.

Now that's funny.
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08/08/2007 4:16 PM Alert 
Then where is God come from?
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08/08/2007 4:35 PM Alert 
Posted By Trogdor! on 08/08/2007 4:16 PM
Then where is God come from?



did?
"Everything for everyone and nothing for ourselves"
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08/09/2007 3:46 PM Alert 
Posted By Trogdor! on 08/08/2007 4:16 PM
Then where is God come from?



Can you find a 1 year old that can explain quantum physics?
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08/10/2007 10:53 AM Alert 
Yes the age old debate, prove there is a GOD and I will believe in him (it,her)

God has shown himself many times before, and people still did not believe in him. Why would you ask now? He has shown to use all (via the bible) that he will not show himself again after Jesus died and came back from death. That was over 2000 thousand years ago, ok.

Even with the change of not having GOD on the earth (as a man) he left something for all of us as proof that he is still here. The Holy Spirit, like some people I said what is that, Holy Spirit I cant even see it. It's not in front of me I don't see him with mystical powers beyond what I can do. So why believe in such a thing. (power)

Look at it as a child would see it, you tell them things and/or teach them. We all do it, that starts at a early age. 1 is a 1 2 is a 2 and 1 + 2 = 3 Why do we have this simple mathematics. Why do we teach are selves this. You would now think where am I going with this. Is this something that a person came up with for all of us to believe. It is simply a law in nature. Something that came from nothing?
Look at what we have done with 1+1=2 without it we have nothing, other then a slime on the wall (so to speak) if even that.

Some where along the line of the big bang, if that's what you believe. There was a power created. I have no idea how or why, and none of us do. Do you think that us humans came up with all of this science stuff on are own. Why do we always ask where did GOD come from, should we not ask where did science come from? That is truly the crutch or what the simple mind finds faith in, not us that believe in a creator (creation).

There is one thing I know, we as humans will never stop trying to be the GOD that is already available for you to see.

There is still a simple fact that I would ask you all:
If there is not a creator or no GOD as we call it, then why do we ask the question. To me that is the simple thought that there is one.
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