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heat sprite
Posts:334
 | | 07/31/2007 9:19 PM |
 Alert | There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.
AMEN
Spread God's love, may His/Her light shine upon you, keep & protect you
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Heat beats snow!!!
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| | rex
Posts:295
| | 07/31/2007 10:00 PM |
Alert | Nice. :-)
Church pews:
If I pass gas in Church, will I sit in my own pew? | | | |
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| | heat sprite
Posts:334
| | 07/31/2007 10:03 PM |
Alert | Just so you know, I am the type to bring a lighter and I don't smoke... So be AWARE of who is around you. It wouldn't be the best entrance to the pearly gates by going that way  "Uh, God, um, sorry about that" LMAO | |
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Heat beats snow!!!
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| | rex
Posts:295
| | 07/31/2007 10:06 PM |
Alert | | "This little lighter of mine, I'm gonna let it shine...." :-) | | | |
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| | DesertDweller
Posts:2559
| | 07/31/2007 10:20 PM |
Alert | And I thought you couldn't buy toke that good in Maricopa  | |
Stupid should hurt!
Desert Dweller - Senior Member - Posts: 2982 - Joined: Feb 2006 | |
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| | heat sprite
Posts:334
| | 07/31/2007 10:30 PM |
Alert | | Weed??? Who said weed? | |
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Heat beats snow!!!
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