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Takingabreak
Posts:334
 | | 08/19/2007 7:04 PM |
 Alert | But MOB_Style said she couldn't do it either, because Ratboy had suddenly suprised her with a cruise trip as well!
The cruise tickets were purchased with all the money used for businesses that wanted to promote here in Maricopa.
But were no good, because they were advertised wrong. | |
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| | MOB_Style
Posts:969
| | 08/19/2007 9:28 PM |
Alert | There once was a city called Maricopa.
That had problems with construction on their roads.
All the residents ended up with cracked windshields.
So they all called their insurance agents to get them replaced.
Most people had great insurance rates and zero deductible on glass replacement.
But then the insurance companies decided to send a bill to ADOT for the damage they have caused.
ADOT refused to pay.
Saying that the cracked windshield were not due to debris from the road but drunk firefighters in the ramseys parking lot.
The Firefighters refused to pay so an angry Maricopian lynch mob show up at the station.
The firefighters turned the hoses on the mob.
And all the people went tumbling down the street like tumbleweeds.
Then a great wind storm came, some call it a haboob.
Then they decided that it was just the normal monsoon.
They were allready drenched, so they all played in the rain.
They were having a blast until a cop came to break it up and had to use the taser on them.
85239.com came to cover the story, but the City wouldn't allow it to be published.
So the FF's went back to the station and the mob took their rope and went home.
The mob was mad that they went home with nothing accomplished.
So they called Sinbad to see what he could do about it.
He said, "I understood the question and have nothing to add." and hung up the phone.
He hasn't been a man of many words lately.
So the mob kidnapped Sinbad, for not helping them with their window shields.
And were holding him for ransom.
They sent the ransom note to LVMADONNA, but it was returned to the mob for "UNKNOWN ZIPCODE".
"Well shoot," said one mob member, "what do we do with Sinbad now?"
One of the mob members shouted "HANG HIM BY HIS TOES!!" ,while the others screamed "YAY!"
So, they pulled off his shoes and socks.
They choked, gagged, turned green in the face and before you knew the whole mob passed out from the smell.
Then sinbad sneaked away laughing at the fact that he was FREE AT LAST...OH THANK GOD ALMIGHTY...I'M FREE AT LAST. As he scampered of, occasionally jumping and clicking his heels, the mob began to wake up and look around.
Some coughed and some gagged.
Then some of those who had passed out realized that their wallets were missing.
Sinbad arrived home and said to LVMADONNA, "Honey! We're going on a cruise!"
Before they left on the cruise, Sinbad asked JavaLover to take over the "stopped by with nothing to add" posts on the website while he was gone.
Java said, "That will be hard to do since I always have something to add, why don't you ask MOB_Style to do it, she already has tried to follow in your footsteps."
But MOB_Style said she couldn't do it either, because Ratboy had suddenly suprised her with a cruise trip as well!But MOB_Style said she couldn't do it either, because Ratboy had suddenly suprised her with a cruise trip as well!
The cruise tickets were purchased with all the money used for businesses that wanted to promote here in Maricopa.
But were no good, because they were advertised wrong.
So now MOB_Style and Ratboy are moving into Sinbad's house. | |
Post count: 2273
Joined: Sun April 02, 2006 9:41 PM
Learn from your mistakes...cause the truth will come out sooner or later... | |
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| | pkat
Posts:1046
| | 08/21/2007 5:15 AM |
Alert | The cruise tickets were purchased with all the money used for businesses that wanted to promote here in Maricopa.
But were no good, because they were advertised wrong.
So now MOB_Style and Ratboy are moving into Sinbad's house. The neighbors immediatley formed another lynch mob citing "If RJ had a million posts on the old Forum and he lives with Sinbad now, there will such a drain on the Interenet it could make the VRED a black hole!" | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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| | MOB_Style
Posts:969
| | 08/21/2007 11:22 AM |
Alert | The cruise tickets were purchased with all the money used for businesses that wanted to promote here in Maricopa.
But were no good, because they were advertised wrong.
So now MOB_Style and Ratboy are moving into Sinbad's house. The neighbors immediatley formed another lynch mob citing "If RJ had a million posts on the old Forum and he lives with Sinbad now, there will such a drain on the Interenet it could make the VRED a black hole!"
So Ratboy and Sinbad went in to the desert to start the black hole there. | |
Post count: 2273
Joined: Sun April 02, 2006 9:41 PM
Learn from your mistakes...cause the truth will come out sooner or later... | |
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| | stinkerbell2
Posts:0
| | 08/22/2007 12:11 AM |
Alert | There once was a city called Maricopa.
That had problems with construction on their roads.
All the residents ended up with cracked windshields.
So they all called their insurance agents to get them replaced.
Most people had great insurance rates and zero deductible on glass replacement.
But then the insurance companies decided to send a bill to ADOT for the damage they have caused.
ADOT refused to pay.
Saying that the cracked windshield were not due to debris from the road but drunk firefighters in the ramseys parking lot.
The Firefighters refused to pay so an angry Maricopian lynch mob show up at the station.
The firefighters turned the hoses on the mob.
And all the people went tumbling down the street like tumbleweeds.
Then a great wind storm came, some call it a haboob.
Then they decided that it was just the normal monsoon.
They were allready drenched, so they all played in the rain.
They were having a blast until a cop came to break it up and had to use the taser on them.
85239.com came to cover the story, but the City wouldn't allow it to be published.
So the FF's went back to the station and the mob took their rope and went home.
The mob was mad that they went home with nothing accomplished.
So they called Sinbad to see what he could do about it.
He said, "I understood the question and have nothing to add." and hung up the phone.
He hasn't been a man of many words lately.
So the mob kidnapped Sinbad, for not helping them with their window shields.
And were holding him for ransom.
They sent the ransom note to LVMADONNA, but it was returned to the mob for "UNKNOWN ZIPCODE".
"Well shoot," said one mob member, "what do we do with Sinbad now?"
One of the mob members shouted "HANG HIM BY HIS TOES!!" ,while the others screamed "YAY!"
So, they pulled off his shoes and socks.
They choked, gagged, turned green in the face and before you knew the whole mob passed out from the smell.
Then sinbad sneaked away laughing at the fact that he was FREE AT LAST...OH THANK GOD ALMIGHTY...I'M FREE AT LAST. As he scampered of, occasionally jumping and clicking his heels, the mob began to wake up and look around.
Some coughed and some gagged.
Then some of those who had passed out realized that their wallets were missing.
Sinbad arrived home and said to LVMADONNA, "Honey! We're going on a cruise!"
Before they left on the cruise, Sinbad asked JavaLover to take over the "stopped by with nothing to add" posts on the website while he was gone.
Java said, "That will be hard to do since I always have something to add, why don't you ask MOB_Style to do it, she already has tried to follow in your footsteps."
But MOB_Style said she couldn't do it either, because Ratboy had suddenly suprised her with a cruise trip as well!But MOB_Style said she couldn't do it either, because Ratboy had suddenly suprised her with a cruise trip as well!
The cruise tickets were purchased with all the money used for businesses that wanted to promote here in Maricopa.
But were no good, because they were advertised wrong.
So now MOB_Style and Ratboy are moving into Sinbad's house.
The cruise tickets were purchased with all the money used for businesses that wanted to promote here in Maricopa.
But were no good, because they were advertised wrong.
So now MOB_Style and Ratboy are moving into Sinbad's house. The neighbors immediatley formed another lynch mob citing "If RJ had a million posts on the old Forum and he lives with Sinbad now, there will such a drain on the Interenet it could make the VRED a black hole!"
So Ratboy and Sinbad went in to the desert to start the black hole there.
BUT they couldnt get to the desert because of traffic on the 347 'cus Jason was doing the speed limit. | | | |
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| | YZRacer
Posts:1596
| | 08/24/2007 6:33 PM |
Alert | There once was a city called Maricopa.
That had problems with construction on their roads.
All the residents ended up with cracked windshields.
So they all called their insurance agents to get them replaced.
Most people had great insurance rates and zero deductible on glass replacement.
But then the insurance companies decided to send a bill to ADOT for the damage they have caused.
ADOT refused to pay.
Saying that the cracked windshield were not due to debris from the road but drunk firefighters in the ramseys parking lot.
The Firefighters refused to pay so an angry Maricopian lynch mob show up at the station.
The firefighters turned the hoses on the mob.
And all the people went tumbling down the street like tumbleweeds.
Then a great wind storm came, some call it a haboob.
Then they decided that it was just the normal monsoon.
They were allready drenched, so they all played in the rain.
They were having a blast until a cop came to break it up and had to use the taser on them.
85239.com came to cover the story, but the City wouldn't allow it to be published.
So the FF's went back to the station and the mob took their rope and went home.
The mob was mad that they went home with nothing accomplished.
So they called Sinbad to see what he could do about it.
He said, "I understood the question and have nothing to add." and hung up the phone.
He hasn't been a man of many words lately.
So the mob kidnapped Sinbad, for not helping them with their window shields.
And were holding him for ransom.
They sent the ransom note to LVMADONNA, but it was returned to the mob for "UNKNOWN ZIPCODE".
"Well shoot," said one mob member, "what do we do with Sinbad now?"
One of the mob members shouted "HANG HIM BY HIS TOES!!" ,while the others screamed "YAY!"
So, they pulled off his shoes and socks.
They choked, gagged, turned green in the face and before you knew the whole mob passed out from the smell.
Then sinbad sneaked away laughing at the fact that he was FREE AT LAST...OH THANK GOD ALMIGHTY...I'M FREE AT LAST. As he scampered of, occasionally jumping and clicking his heels, the mob began to wake up and look around.
Some coughed and some gagged.
Then some of those who had passed out realized that their wallets were missing.
Sinbad arrived home and said to LVMADONNA, "Honey! We're going on a cruise!"
Before they left on the cruise, Sinbad asked JavaLover to take over the "stopped by with nothing to add" posts on the website while he was gone.
Java said, "That will be hard to do since I always have something to add, why don't you ask MOB_Style to do it, she already has tried to follow in your footsteps."
But MOB_Style said she couldn't do it either, because Ratboy had suddenly suprised her with a cruise trip as well!But MOB_Style said she couldn't do it either, because Ratboy had suddenly suprised her with a cruise trip as well!
The cruise tickets were purchased with all the money used for businesses that wanted to promote here in Maricopa.
But were no good, because they were advertised wrong.
So now MOB_Style and Ratboy are moving into Sinbad's house.
The cruise tickets were purchased with all the money used for businesses that wanted to promote here in Maricopa.
But were no good, because they were advertised wrong.
So now MOB_Style and Ratboy are moving into Sinbad's house. The neighbors immediatley formed another lynch mob citing "If RJ had a million posts on the old Forum and he lives with Sinbad now, there will such a drain on the Interenet it could make the VRED a black hole!"
So Ratboy and Sinbad went in to the desert to start the black hole there.
BUT they couldnt get to the desert because of traffic on the 347 'cus Jason was doing the speed limit.
So they decided to go to the Cobblestone Farms Splash Pad instead. | |
If you can't spot the loser, it might be you
Senior Member
Posts: 665
Joined: Jun 2006 | |
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|  | pkat
Posts:1046
| | 08/26/2007 10:32 PM |
Alert | | So they decided to go to the Cobblestone Farms Splash Pad instead. A cry was heard throughout the land, the sky darkened.... the ground shook... and the people gathered to gaze at the procession. | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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| | Azgram01
Posts:284
| | 08/27/2007 5:38 AM |
Alert | There once was a city called Maricopa.
That had problems with construction on their roads.
All the residents ended up with cracked windshields.
So they all called their insurance agents to get them replaced.
Most people had great insurance rates and zero deductible on glass replacement.
But then the insurance companies decided to send a bill to ADOT for the damage they have caused.
ADOT refused to pay.
Saying that the cracked windshield were not due to debris from the road but drunk firefighters in the ramseys parking lot.
The Firefighters refused to pay so an angry Maricopian lynch mob show up at the station.
The firefighters turned the hoses on the mob.
And all the people went tumbling down the street like tumbleweeds.
Then a great wind storm came, some call it a haboob.
Then they decided that it was just the normal monsoon.
They were allready drenched, so they all played in the rain.
They were having a blast until a cop came to break it up and had to use the taser on them.
85239.com came to cover the story, but the City wouldn't allow it to be published.
So the FF's went back to the station and the mob took their rope and went home.
The mob was mad that they went home with nothing accomplished.
So they called Sinbad to see what he could do about it.
He said, "I understood the question and have nothing to add." and hung up the phone.
He hasn't been a man of many words lately.
So the mob kidnapped Sinbad, for not helping them with their window shields.
And were holding him for ransom.
They sent the ransom note to LVMADONNA, but it was returned to the mob for "UNKNOWN ZIPCODE".
"Well shoot," said one mob member, "what do we do with Sinbad now?"
One of the mob members shouted "HANG HIM BY HIS TOES!!" ,while the others screamed "YAY!"
So, they pulled off his shoes and socks.
They choked, gagged, turned green in the face and before you knew the whole mob passed out from the smell.
Then sinbad sneaked away laughing at the fact that he was FREE AT LAST...OH THANK GOD ALMIGHTY...I'M FREE AT LAST. As he scampered of, occasionally jumping and clicking his heels, the mob began to wake up and look around.
Some coughed and some gagged.
Then some of those who had passed out realized that their wallets were missing.
Sinbad arrived home and said to LVMADONNA, "Honey! We're going on a cruise!"
Before they left on the cruise, Sinbad asked JavaLover to take over the "stopped by with nothing to add" posts on the website while he was gone.
Java said, "That will be hard to do since I always have something to add, why don't you ask MOB_Style to do it, she already has tried to follow in your footsteps."
But MOB_Style said she couldn't do it either, because Ratboy had suddenly suprised her with a cruise trip as well!But MOB_Style said she couldn't do it either, because Ratboy had suddenly suprised her with a cruise trip as well!
The cruise tickets were purchased with all the money used for businesses that wanted to promote here in Maricopa.
But were no good, because they were advertised wrong.
So now MOB_Style and Ratboy are moving into Sinbad's house.
The cruise tickets were purchased with all the money used for businesses that wanted to promote here in Maricopa.
So now MOB_Style and Ratboy are moving into Sinbad's house. The neighbors immediatley formed another lynch mob citing "If RJ had a million posts on the old Forum and he lives with Sinbad now, there will such a drain on the Interenet it could make the VRED a black hole!"
So Ratboy and Sinbad went in to the desert to start the black hole there.
BUT they couldnt get to the desert because of traffic on the 347 'cus Jason was doing the speed limit.
So they decided to go to the Cobblestone Farms Splash Pad instead.
A cry was heard throughout the land, the sky darkened.... the ground shook... and the people gathered to gaze at the procession.
So many CF homeowners began logging into 85239.com to document the incident that it shut down their system. | | | |
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| | YZRacer
Posts:1596
| | 08/27/2007 3:48 PM |
Alert | | But then the power went out. | |
If you can't spot the loser, it might be you
Senior Member
Posts: 665
Joined: Jun 2006 | |
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| | MOB_Style
Posts:969
| | 08/28/2007 10:41 AM |
Alert | So many CF homeowners began logging into 85239.com to document the incident that it shut down their system.
But then the power went out.
CF homeowners were frustrated at that point. | |
Post count: 2273
Joined: Sun April 02, 2006 9:41 PM
Learn from your mistakes...cause the truth will come out sooner or later... | |
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pkat
Posts:1046
| | 08/30/2007 6:31 PM |
Alert | The cruise tickets were purchased with all the money used for businesses that wanted to promote here in Maricopa.
But were no good, because they were advertised wrong.
So now MOB_Style and Ratboy are moving into Sinbad's house.
The cruise tickets were purchased with all the money used for businesses that wanted to promote here in Maricopa.
So now MOB_Style and Ratboy are moving into Sinbad's house. The neighbors immediatley formed another lynch mob citing "If RJ had a million posts on the old Forum and he lives with Sinbad now, there will such a drain on the Interenet it could make the VRED a black hole!"
So Ratboy and Sinbad went in to the desert to start the black hole there.
BUT they couldnt get to the desert because of traffic on the 347 'cus Jason was doing the speed limit.
So they decided to go to the Cobblestone Farms Splash Pad instead.
A cry was heard throughout the land, the sky darkened.... the ground shook... and the people gathered to gaze at the procession.
So many CF homeowners began logging into 85239.com to document the incident that it shut down their system. They were left for hours without access to 85239.com, and they began to do something very strange with that time. | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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| | stinkerbell2
Posts:0
| | 08/30/2007 11:34 PM |
Alert | The cruise tickets were purchased with all the money used for businesses that wanted to promote here in Maricopa.
But were no good, because they were advertised wrong.
So now MOB_Style and Ratboy are moving into Sinbad's house.
The cruise tickets were purchased with all the money used for businesses that wanted to promote here in Maricopa.
So now MOB_Style and Ratboy are moving into Sinbad's house. The neighbors immediatley formed another lynch mob citing "If RJ had a million posts on the old Forum and he lives with Sinbad now, there will such a drain on the Interenet it could make the VRED a black hole!"
So Ratboy and Sinbad went in to the desert to start the black hole there.
BUT they couldnt get to the desert because of traffic on the 347 'cus Jason was doing the speed limit.
So they decided to go to the Cobblestone Farms Splash Pad instead.
A cry was heard throughout the land, the sky darkened.... the ground shook... and the people gathered to gaze at the procession.
So many CF homeowners began logging into 85239.com to document the incident that it shut down their system. They were left for hours without access to 85239.com, and they began to do something very strange with that time.
The actually got some WORK done and talked to their neighbors in the 'hood. | | | |
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| | MOB_Style
Posts:969
| | 08/31/2007 9:16 AM |
Alert | The cruise tickets were purchased with all the money used for businesses that wanted to promote here in Maricopa.
But were no good, because they were advertised wrong.
So now MOB_Style and Ratboy are moving into Sinbad's house.
The cruise tickets were purchased with all the money used for businesses that wanted to promote here in Maricopa.
So now MOB_Style and Ratboy are moving into Sinbad's house. The neighbors immediatley formed another lynch mob citing "If RJ had a million posts on the old Forum and he lives with Sinbad now, there will such a drain on the Interenet it could make the VRED a black hole!"
So Ratboy and Sinbad went in to the desert to start the black hole there.
BUT they couldnt get to the desert because of traffic on the 347 'cus Jason was doing the speed limit.
So they decided to go to the Cobblestone Farms Splash Pad instead.
A cry was heard throughout the land, the sky darkened.... the ground shook... and the people gathered to gaze at the procession.
So many CF homeowners began logging into 85239.com to document the incident that it shut down their system. They were left for hours without access to 85239.com, and they began to do something very strange with that time.
The actually got some WORK done and talked to their neighbors in the 'hood.
When 85239.com started working again CF homeowners began to post like crazy to the point where the site crashed. | |
Post count: 2273
Joined: Sun April 02, 2006 9:41 PM
Learn from your mistakes...cause the truth will come out sooner or later... | |
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