JV
Posts:28
 | | 07/18/2007 3:13 PM |
 Alert | | Granted. But time flies and you went too far back in time. Your mom and dad are Adam and Eve. | | | |
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JV
Posts:28
| | 07/18/2007 3:14 PM |
Alert | | I wish I knew how to post replies. | | | |
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MI_Mickey
Posts:699
| | 07/18/2007 3:32 PM |
Alert | | JV, what's your wish? | |
Senior Member
Posts: 204
Joined: Apr 2007 | |
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 07/18/2007 8:35 PM |
Alert | Granted. You now know how to post replies and then you go post crazy and get yourself kicked off the forum.
I wish for a maid and a bartender... | |
Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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teratya
Posts:93
| | 07/18/2007 9:20 PM |
Alert | Granted. You now have the makings of an adult film in your home.
I wish for Nickswebcamfriends Avatar!!! That is sooo awesome!!!! | |
Go Blue!!!!! | |
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 07/18/2007 9:55 PM |
Alert | Granted.. no really granted. But now you have to look at that scarey picture all the time while posting (G dubya's face that is)!
I have the maid, the body, the bartender and now wish for The biggest party Maricopa has ever seen. | |
Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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Blue Orchid
Posts:658
| | 07/19/2007 1:42 AM |
Alert | Granted. But your party is so big that Paris Hilton shows up and you become BFF and in less than a week you are on the cover of all the tabloids, enter rehab, a video of you ends up on the internet, you leave rehab, get pulled over DUI and end up cast aside when she gets a new BFF.
I wish I could wear stilletto heels. | | | |
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lexmark
Posts:352
| | 07/19/2007 7:26 AM |
Alert | Granted: But your high heel gets caught under the gas pedal and you run into a tree and have to get your legs amputated.
I wish for an "easy button" | |
Bye Bye Maricopa! | |
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Darci
Posts:254
| | 07/19/2007 8:57 AM |
Alert | granted- but you get the one from staples and your kid goes around pushing it all day annoying the crap out of you "that was easy" "that was easy" "that was easy" "that was easy" "that was easy" "that was easy" "that was easy" "that was easy" "that was easy" "that was easy" "that was easy" "that was easy"
(I wouldn't know this from experience or anything  "
I wish I had a good mechanic | |
Formerly DRich | |
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AmyB1
Posts:560
| | 07/19/2007 9:16 AM |
Alert | Granted. But he is such a good mechanic he is always busy because he is so popular... and you can never get an appointment for your car to get repairs.
I wish i could live financially comfortably(upper mid class) for the rest of my life, without having to work. | |
I am channeling my "inner cougar"..... | |
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 07/19/2007 11:19 AM |
Alert | Granted.... but now you are bored to death and sit on forums and talk to strangers all day long because you have not contact with any sort of adult conversation that you used to get from your coworkers(...uuh, wait..this sounds vagely familiar)
I wish that I was able to dance again. | |
Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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lexmark
Posts:352
| | 07/21/2007 10:50 PM |
Alert | Granted: You become such a good dancer VH1 offers you a deal on there new show "Not to old to be a boy band" that you and 4 other guys agree to. Everything goes great till the public eye spots you as the "gay" member and you commit suicide by overdosing on pills and alcohol.
I wish I was Americas Next Top Model | |
Bye Bye Maricopa! | |
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Darci
Posts:254
| | 07/22/2007 11:11 AM |
Alert | Granted: but then you end up like Ruben Studdard, and we never hear from you again...and your runner up gets way more publicity (and money) than you ever did.
I wish I had some pancakes. | |
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Darci
Posts:254
| | 07/22/2007 11:14 AM |
Alert | Ok, I'm an idiot and thought you said American Idol...lets try that again!
Granted: However the pressure of modeling has made you turn to drugs, and you are too skinny- so you are very weak and at your next fashion show you trip and break your leg. Now your in the hospital for an eating disorder and a broken leg!
I still wish I had some pancakes! | |
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Blue Orchid
Posts:658
| | 07/24/2007 5:28 AM |
Alert | Granted. But since you drenched your pancakes in maple syrup before eating them you fall into a diabetic coma.
I wish I didn't weat glasses. | | | |
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AmyB1
Posts:560
| | 07/24/2007 10:47 AM |
Alert | Granted. But now with your improved eyesight you notice that you don't really like your carpet, drapes, car and landscaping.... and are now facing an expensive remodeling.
I wish I was built like a female swim suit model... | |
I am channeling my "inner cougar"..... | |
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pkat
Posts:997
| | 07/24/2007 11:03 AM |
Alert | Granted. but now combined with your avatar, you are hit on so often your Designated Hitter is unbearably jealous and causes melee's at the local drinking establishment.
I wish I could keep my carpets clean | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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lexmark
Posts:352
| | 07/24/2007 11:42 AM |
Alert | Granted: You now have OCD and do nothing but clean your carpets 24/7 and go crasy about even the smallest hair that lands on the carpet.
I wish the drive from Tortosa to Chandler was only 5 minutes long. | |
Bye Bye Maricopa! | |
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YZRacer
Posts:1580
| | 07/24/2007 2:27 PM |
Alert | Granted. But then your Mother in law decides that 5 minutes is such a short drive that she drives out to visit you every day and "help" you clean your house!
I wish I didn't have to go to work tonight. | |
If you can't spot the loser, it might be you
Senior Member
Posts: 665
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Sinbad
Posts:3033
| | 07/24/2007 3:49 PM |
Alert | Granted....
"You're Fired"
I wish I was rich! | |
Just doing it one day at a time. Change is good and it should be looked upon as an improvment! not a problem.
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