CaliGurl~n~Copa
Posts:308
 | | 08/07/2007 6:47 PM |
 Alert | Or what about, "stop looking at your sister!" (I was just looking at her, apparently it was annoying her:cool | |
"Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent."
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MOB_Style
Posts:827
| | 08/07/2007 6:53 PM |
Alert | Posted By MI_Mickey on 08/07/2007 6:43 PM
My mom was notorious for:
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out" and
"I'm not as stupid as you wish I were"
LMAO....Classic..classic. My Mom use to say:
"You play. You pay."
I tell my girls that now..lol Good ones always stay around.
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Tempting Fait1
Posts:728
| | 08/07/2007 7:03 PM |
Alert | | My favorite--You'll get well before you get married! | |
The red head is BACK!! (and still mouthy)
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MI_Mickey
Posts:699
| | 08/07/2007 7:05 PM |
Alert | | Oh and she always liked to say "just wait until you have kids" | |
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MOB_Style
Posts:827
| | 08/07/2007 7:10 PM |
Alert | My Mom and my Grandpa use to tell me.."Stop beating up those boys or you'll start looking like one" That freaked me out for the longest time...lol
Or or...."You better eat all your dinner. There are starving children in China that would eat that in a second." | |
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Ratboy
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| | 08/07/2007 8:56 PM |
Alert | | I will give you something to cry about | | | |
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 08/07/2007 9:16 PM |
Alert | | "Don't make me stop this car!" | |
Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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Ratboy
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| | 08/07/2007 9:18 PM |
Alert | | Get back in your cage! | | | |
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 08/07/2007 9:20 PM |
Alert | Ratboy has a cage... that really explains a lot!!
"You leaving...Make sure you have clean underwear on"
I never quite got that! If your in an accident...chances are really good that you are going to crap your pants anyhow...so what does it really matter if they were clean to begin with? | |
Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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DingDong
Posts:252
| | 08/07/2007 9:22 PM |
Alert | | What till your father gets home. That was the scariest words to hear. | |
DingDong
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Ratboy
Posts:0
| | 08/07/2007 9:24 PM |
Alert | Mine was ohhhh it was your birthday.
Or not right now I am busy wrastlin your mom! J/K | | | |
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IrishCream
Posts:277
| | 08/07/2007 9:28 PM |
Alert | Me~ "But mooom, you said I could!"
Her~ "Oh really, when did I say you could do that?"
Me~ "While you were 'resting' your eyes laying on the couch!"
Her~ "I never said any such thing!"
Anyway, that would go on for awhile, then I'd either get grounded or have a wooden spoon broken across my arse! BUT, she really did always say yes when I'd ask her while she was napping. I just never learned that she'd always deny it lmao! | |
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CaliGurl~n~Copa
Posts:308
| | 08/07/2007 10:07 PM |
Alert | Posted By Ratboy on 08/07/2007 9:18 PM
Get back in your cage!
LMAO! This is one I like to use on my little ones! And yes I have stopped the car before! After the tightening of the seatbelt, they stopped whatever bickering or nonsense they were pulling in the back  | |
"Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent."
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CaliGurl~n~Copa
Posts:308
| | 08/07/2007 10:08 PM |
Alert | Oops, I meant the "Dont make me stop this car!"
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"Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent."
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Blue Orchid
Posts:658
| | 08/08/2007 12:09 AM |
Alert | | "You're cruising for a bruising!". . .Hearing that was usually enough to make us stop whatever we doing that was annoying mom. | | | |
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Tempting Fait1
Posts:728
| | 08/08/2007 8:02 AM |
Alert | | My dad's favorite was "I'm gonna beat you about the head and shoulders with the bloody end of your amputated arm" we only asked once how the arm was gonna be amputated!! | |
The red head is BACK!! (and still mouthy)
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Takingabreak
Posts:312
| | 08/08/2007 8:11 AM |
Alert | I am not raising your children!
Don't answer the phone, it is probably grandma!!!
No, NO NO, go ahead, here's $5.00. | |
Need a tax write off? Donate to the Maricopa SALVATION ARMY EMERGENCY SERVICES FUND. | |
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stinkerbell2
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| | 08/08/2007 8:12 AM |
Alert | "Beauty is as Beauty does..."
Was she calling me UGLY?? I however HAVE used that one on my daughter when she was not being very nice SO now I understand.
OH and I saw alot of "slipper action!!" (who knew a size 5 DearFoam could do so much damage!) So I would hear: "This is gonna hurt ME more than it hurts YOU!" (yeah right!)
I now tell my 15 y/o daughter:
"I read the book your reading so dont try to fool me!..."
I also tell her:
"Dont turn me into your Grandmother" (my mom, She LOVES that one!!! LOL)
AND my all time classic:
"I DIDNT give up cigerettes, caffeine and alcohol for you to become a crack wh*r^"-DONT DO DRUGS!!!!
(she just smiles and shakes her head on that one!!!She knows her mamma LOVES her! LOL)
NOW my 2 y/o, my favorite saying is:
"You are gonna drive me to drink!" (and she has!)
Please dont turn me into CPS...:o) I REALLY am a GOOD mom....LOL | | | |
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Master Shake
Posts:58
| | 08/08/2007 10:18 AM |
Alert | | "When are you going to get a job?" -- and I was only 14! | | | |
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Sinbad
Posts:3036
| | 08/08/2007 10:22 AM |
Alert | "Jesus... Lord help me, help me help me lord... oh god help me this BOY is going to kill me someday"
Everytime I would get in major trouble... she would yell this at me. | |
Just doing it one day at a time. Change is good and it should be looked upon as an improvment! not a problem.
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