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pkat
Posts:1074
 | | 08/16/2007 3:35 AM |
 Alert | OK, freaky dreams, yadda yadda yadda, can't sleep, but one of the great movies of all time is on at least. What lines do you remember, or love from 'Airplane!' I'll start you off...
"... theres a little problem in the cockpit... :
"The cockpit! what is it?"
It's the little room at the front of the plane, but thats not important right now"
OK here we go.
I just want to say, good luck, we're all counting on you! | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
| | YZRacer
Posts:1653
| | 08/16/2007 7:33 AM |
Alert | The only one I can think of right now (it's early for me) is
"Surely you can't be serious"
"I am. And don't call me Shirley" | |
If you can't spot the loser, it might be you
Senior Member
Posts: 665
Joined: Jun 2006 | |
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| | pkat
Posts:1074
| | 08/16/2007 9:33 AM |
Alert | | I just want to say, good luck, we're all counting on you. | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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| | pkat
Posts:1074
| | 08/17/2007 8:59 PM |
Alert | | Chump don't want no help, cump don't get no help. Jive turkey! | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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| | Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 08/17/2007 9:21 PM |
Alert | | Roger Roger..... | |
Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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| | stinkerbell2
Posts:0
| | 08/17/2007 10:09 PM |
Alert | "I picked a fine day to stop sniffing glue" (that was from Hubby)
Since my Shirly was taken!!! | | | |
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|  | shinyredstar
Posts:89
| | 08/17/2007 11:23 PM |
Alert | This fog is getting thicker.
And Leon is getting laaaaarger! | |
As Bertrand Russell once said, "The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation." I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now. | |
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| | pkat
Posts:1074
| | 08/18/2007 8:04 AM |
Alert | | Whats the vector, Victor? | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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| | pkat
Posts:1074
| | 08/21/2007 4:49 AM |
Alert | | what's the clearance, Clarence? | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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| | shinyredstar
Posts:89
| | 08/25/2007 6:11 PM |
Alert | All right, I'll do it since no one else has yet 
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
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As Bertrand Russell once said, "The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation." I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now. | |
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| | pkat
Posts:1074
| | 08/26/2007 10:24 PM |
Alert | | Joey.. have you ever seen a grown man naked? | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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| | shinyredstar
Posts:89
| | 08/27/2007 5:42 PM |
Alert | | Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? | |
As Bertrand Russell once said, "The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation." I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now. | |
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| | pkat
Posts:1074
| | 08/27/2007 10:02 PM |
Alert | | Look! Scraps is a boy dog! (ggrrrrrrr) | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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| | Copa Newbee
Posts:15
| | 09/01/2007 10:56 AM |
Alert | What kind of plane is it?
Oh its a big pretty white plane with red stripes,
curtains in the window and wheels. It looks like
a big tylenol. | | | |
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| | pkat
Posts:1074
| | 09/01/2007 2:30 PM |
Alert |
EDITED BECAUSE OUR SMILEYS STINK!!!!!!!! <img src='http://www.85239.com/desktopmodules/ntforums/images/emoticons/w00t.gif' height='20' width='20' border='0' title='w00t' align='absmiddle'><img src='http://www.85239.com/desktopmodules/ntforums/images/emoticons/mad.gif' height='20' width='20' border='0' title='Mad' align='absmiddle'>
THEN AGAIN BECAUSE I DIDN'T FINISH READING THE ABOVE POST<img src='http://www.85239.com/desktopmodules/ntforums/images/emoticons/blush.gif' height='20' width='20' border='0' title='Blush' align='absmiddle'> | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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| | pkat
Posts:1074
| | 09/01/2007 2:41 PM |
Alert | Elaine: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Ted: What is it?
Elaine: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.
EDITED BECAUSE OUR SMILEYS STINK!!!!!!!! <img src='http://www.85239.com/desktopmodules/ntforums/images/emoticons/mad.gif' height='20' width='20' border='0' title='Mad' align='absmiddle'> | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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| | rex
Posts:305
| | 09/01/2007 3:15 PM |
Alert | Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
Stewardess: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mu butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Stewardess: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
June Cleaver: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Stewardess: Oh, good.
June Cleaver: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Stewardess: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
June Cleaver: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
June Cleaver: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
June Cleaver: Jive dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
Rumack: Mr. Striker, the passengers are getting worse. You must land soon.
Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.
Jack Kirkpatrick: Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.
Favorite character of course was Rex Kramer, played by Robert Stack. | | | |
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| | pkat
Posts:1074
| | 09/01/2007 5:39 PM |
Alert | Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.
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..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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| | Jerseygirl
Posts:331
| | 09/02/2007 8:12 PM |
Alert | Auntie Emm, Auntie Emm...it's a twister, it's a twister!!......
.......Johnnie, what can you make of this?.......
.....I can make a hat, I can make a broche, I can make a terradactyle bird!! | |
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| | pkat
Posts:1074
| | 09/04/2007 3:54 PM |
Alert | | Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphedamines | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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