Blue Orchid
Posts:656
 | | 07/30/2007 6:08 PM |
 Alert | Granted. But Investors buy up all the house's on your block and then can't get anyone to buy or rent. Quickly the street is overtaken by weeds and dust and sinks back into the desert before you can sell and you are forever trapped under Maricopa.
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bizybeth
Posts:569
| | 07/31/2007 3:16 AM |
Alert | Granted, but you give all your personal information to a forum member to be friendly, who turns out to be a psychotic and stalks you the rest of your days.
I wish we could have world peace. | |
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Blue Orchid
Posts:656
| | 07/31/2007 7:46 PM |
Alert | Granted. I can't bring myself to mess this one up.
I wish I could communicate with animals. | | | |
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YZRacer
Posts:1580
| | 08/04/2007 7:27 PM |
Alert | Granted. But then you can't take a walk through your neighborhood or a zoo without all the "voices" talking to you. You start to go crazy and end up in a padded room with a straight jacket. You just want the voices to stop!
I wish my 2 year old would hurry up and be potty trained | |
If you can't spot the loser, it might be you
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AmyB1
Posts:502
| | 08/08/2007 12:32 PM |
Alert | Granted. Your 2 year old becomes potty trained and never has an accident again. You however begin experiencing uncontrollable urges to "go"... and have a few accidents yourself.
I wish I were a rock star... | |
Senior Member: amyb
1800 or so posts
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Darci
Posts:186
| | 08/08/2007 7:02 PM |
Alert | Granted. But we all know how that ends.... lets just say 9 different kinds of prescription drugs and alcohol dont mix.
I wish I had a good interior designer. | |
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Blue Orchid
Posts:656
| | 08/11/2007 1:05 AM |
Alert | Granted. But you could only afford to have one room in your house done. This makes the other rooms look so bland and boring that you end up burning your house down to hide the disparity.
I wish I could be invisible. | | | |
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