Darci
Posts:796
 | | 07/24/2007 4:04 PM |
 Alert | Granted, but now all your "long lost" cousins are bombarding you with phone calls...so you lend them money since "they're family" and now they aren't paying you back.
I wish I had a new car. | |
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Blue Orchid
Posts:659
| | 07/25/2007 4:02 AM |
Alert | Granted, but you get a high preformance vehicle and between higher insurance rates, more trips to the gas station and speeding ticket fines you don't have enough money to pay the car note and it gets repo'd.
I wish I had a clone who I could send to work in my place. | | | |
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 07/25/2007 7:59 AM |
Alert | Granted, but the clone ends up having mental issues and goes postal and kills all of your co-workers. The police investigate and you end up taking the rap for it,looks like life in the slammer for you.
I wish I lived somewhere cooler... | |
Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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Sinbad
Posts:3058
| | 07/25/2007 8:05 AM |
Alert | Granted,...
You now live in California where the Govenator just raised your taxes and you barely can afford the $1,000,000 house that is 10 years old and must move back to AZ to afford living.
I wish nothing bad would happen to me affter I win the lotto!!! | |
Just doing it one day at a time. Change is good and it should be looked upon as an improvment! not a problem.
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Darci
Posts:796
| | 07/25/2007 9:54 AM |
Alert | tricky tricky....
However, you win the lottery...and like stated earlier your long lost family is calling asking you for money. You decide to not lend them money- so you're still sittin pretty, but in the mean time all those people have to foreclose on their house and file bankruptcy. So you start feeling a little guilty, and have them all come and live with you! Hey, the more the merrier right??
I wish I liked tomatoes | |
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MI_Mickey
Posts:699
| | 07/25/2007 10:29 AM |
Alert | granted. but you like tomotoes so much you eat them constantly and they start to make you break out in really bad hives.
I wish I could take a nap | |
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YZRacer
Posts:1653
| | 07/25/2007 10:34 AM |
Alert | Granted. You will be napping until dinner time today, but then you realize that you left a pot boiling on the stove and it boils dry and fills your house with smoke. But no FD comes to help you, 'cause they have all been put on administrative leave. sorry.
I wish my children could play quietly. | |
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Darci
Posts:796
| | 07/25/2007 12:12 PM |
Alert | granted, they are playing so quietly that you realize something has to be wrong...so you go into thier room and they have decided to make a crayon mural on the wall. (I wouldn't know this from experience  )
I wish I had something good to drink! | |
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AmyB1
Posts:835
| | 07/25/2007 1:43 PM |
Alert | Granted. You have such a delicious drink, that you have another, and another until you are sloshing... After a while you need to relieve yourself... and it then that you find out your restroom is out of order!
I wish that i was a good gardener. | |
I am channeling my "inner cougar"..... | |
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Blue Orchid
Posts:659
| | 07/26/2007 4:18 AM |
Alert | Granted. You become such a great gardener that you start planting more and more exotic plants. One day you unknowingly plant a carnivorous plant that ends up eating you while you are carefully tending your fabulous garden.
I wish that I spent more time exercising. | | | |
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 07/27/2007 3:25 PM |
Alert | Granted. But now you spend so much time exercising that you turn into the Maricopa version of Richard Simmons..... ehw....now your really fit and really wierd too! Also have charges brought against you from that flight attendant you slapped in the Phoenix airport (Richard did this...)
I wish I could travel more and someone else paid for it... | |
Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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YZRacer
Posts:1653
| | 07/27/2007 6:44 PM |
Alert | Granted. But while you were on a lavish trip to the wonderful country of China, the person bank rolling your adventures goes bankrupt and you are stuck there. No money to leave. You take residence in a mud hut and meet a nice Chinese girl who wants to "love you long time".
I wish that it would rain more | |
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Darci
Posts:796
| | 07/28/2007 11:53 PM |
Alert | me too! Oh wait...wrong game  | |
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bizybeth
Posts:569
| | 07/29/2007 11:07 AM |
Alert | Granted, it rains more, and because the wash still floods your house floats away and you are not covered by flood insurance.
I wish people on the forum would learn how to read posts and actually realize what was said. | |
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Darci
Posts:796
| | 07/29/2007 11:18 AM |
Alert | granted. but now we have no one to shake our heads and laugh at.
I wish I could get my hair done today. | |
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bizybeth
Posts:569
| | 07/29/2007 11:56 AM |
Alert | Granted, you get your hair done, but the monsoons move in, rain and dust and hail on you and you get to start all over.
I wish I had a maid. | |
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maricopamommy1
Posts:552
| | 07/29/2007 12:07 PM |
Alert | Granted. You have a maid and she cleans your house just the way you like it. But then you find out she is stealing from you. You have to fire her. Now you have to clean your own house.
I wish I didnt have to work. | |
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. -Albert Einstein | |
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Blue Orchid
Posts:659
| | 07/30/2007 2:02 AM |
Alert | Granted. Since you don't have to work you decide that driving into Phoenix all the time for entertainment is just too far so you end up sitting alone in your house day after day. No outside contact, no one to talk to, nothing to do. Desperate for human contact you start calling 9-1-1 and making false reports just to hear the operator's voice.
I wish I could sing. | | | |
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 07/30/2007 8:27 AM |
Alert | Granted. You try out for American Idol, make it, end up winning and everything changes for you. Non stop touring, singing every night and partying continuously have also taken their toll. You are now your drug dealers best buddy and end up losing all of your family and loved ones for your new "Friends". You can now sing, but are alone, a tweeker and life is meaningless. You end up killing yourself like Curt Kobain.
I wish I was as well liked as the Bundt Lady on this forum... She is my idol... | |
Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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bizybeth
Posts:569
| | 07/30/2007 1:53 PM |
Alert | Granted, but Bundt Lady finds out and sues you for identity theft. No your broke, and she got your webcam in the settlement too.
I wish housing prices would rebound. | |
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