vytor
Posts:45
 | | 07/13/2007 10:25 PM |
 Alert | Ok, This is a make a wish and have it corrupted game i just wanted to change the title a lil'.
Rule is That you MUST GRANT AND SCREW UP THEIR WISH AND MAKE ONE YOURSELF!
Btw- there is no post rule but don't spam is all i ask.
I'll start.
I wish I had some cookies. | | | |
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Darci
Posts:509
| | 07/13/2007 10:35 PM |
Alert | | I dont get it. | |
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vytor
Posts:45
| | 07/14/2007 12:13 AM |
Alert | Ok I will complete mine.
Granted, You bite into your cookies and break your teeth (They are rock hard)
I wish for a Pillow
So you grant the wish, but in some odd way or not so odd you mess you the granted wish, then you wish for something that is bound to get messed up. | | | |
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Azgram01
Posts:284
| | 07/14/2007 9:29 PM |
Alert | Granted. You lay your head on pillow and it stinks. (Cat peed on it)
I wish for a vacuum.
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Darci
Posts:509
| | 07/15/2007 12:50 PM |
Alert | Granted. You get your vacuum and the belt is broken
I wish for a bike | |
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anewman
Posts:668
| | 07/15/2007 8:44 PM |
Alert | Granted. You get a bike but both tires are flat.
I wish for money | |
"The jouney of life is as much in oneself' as the roads one travels"
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Darci
Posts:509
| | 07/16/2007 1:48 AM |
Alert | Granted. You won the lottery but didn't pay your taxes so now you're in jail.
I wish for someone to clean my house. | |
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RoyalPITA
Posts:0
| | 07/17/2007 4:59 PM |
Alert | Granted. Your house is now clean... However half your good china is chipped, the vacuum is randomly belching up tattered remants of your drapes, and seven of your white socks are now vaguely pinkish.
I wish I had a cup of coffee. | | | |
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Blue Orchid
Posts:658
| | 07/18/2007 1:40 AM |
Alert | Granted. You got the cup of coffee but spilled it on yourself and now suffer from 2nd degree burns.
I wish I was on vacation. | | | |
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MI_Mickey
Posts:699
| | 07/18/2007 6:05 AM |
Alert | Granted. But your plane gets delayed and your luggage ends up half way around the world.
I wish I had a new car | |
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Posts: 204
Joined: Apr 2007 | |
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Nothingtodo
Posts:283
| | 07/18/2007 7:29 AM |
Alert | | Granted. Here's your Yugo. | |
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves. ~Sir Geoffrey Streatfield | |
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sarahc
Posts:631
| | 07/18/2007 9:59 AM |
Alert | I can’t grant anything to nothingtodo because he did not wish for anything...
I wish for world peace.
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 07/18/2007 10:20 AM |
Alert | Granted. We now have world peace, but while trying to dismantel all of the weapons of distruction, they acidentally go off and kill everyone on Earth.
I wish for Jessica Alba's body... | |
Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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Sinbad
Posts:3046
| | 07/18/2007 11:14 AM |
Alert | Granted: You now owe $200,000 for plastic surgery
I wish I could fly! | |
Just doing it one day at a time. Change is good and it should be looked upon as an improvment! not a problem.
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pkat
Posts:1041
| | 07/18/2007 12:28 PM |
Alert | granted! but you don't know how to land 
I wish my house was worth what I paid for it. | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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AmyB1
Posts:611
| | 07/18/2007 12:34 PM |
Alert | Granted. But then it burns down from a lightening strike, and you were under-insured.
I wish I had more romance in my life. | |
I am channeling my "inner cougar"..... | |
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pkat
Posts:1041
| | 07/18/2007 1:08 PM |
Alert | Granted! The guy stalking you because your avatar is hypnotic, sends you gifts everyday.
I wish for a new truck | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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MI_Mickey
Posts:699
| | 07/18/2007 1:10 PM |
Alert | Granted. All of a sudden the wheels fall off
I wish for a big raise at work | |
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AmyB1
Posts:611
| | 07/18/2007 2:17 PM |
Alert | Granted. The IRS sends you notices of audits for the last 4 years, and demands payment of a huge sum.
I wish my hair would look perfect tomorrow. | |
I am channeling my "inner cougar"..... | |
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Blue Orchid
Posts:658
| | 07/18/2007 2:37 PM |
Alert | Granted. While looking in the rear view mirror and admiring your hair you smash into the car ahead of you and end up in traction.
I wish I could turn back time. | | |
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