livinginthecopasux
Posts:944
 | | 09/17/2007 2:40 PM |
 Alert | An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
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Sinbad
Posts:3016
| | 09/17/2007 2:55 PM |
Alert | LOL..
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sarahc
Posts:631
| | 09/17/2007 3:59 PM |
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MommaToni
Posts:1045
| | 09/18/2007 8:55 PM |
Alert | | haha that was cute | |
Ppppppbbbbbbssssssssssttttttttt! | |
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drummer72
Posts:2833
| | 09/18/2007 9:04 PM |
Alert | | nice | |
<--- Say his name anyway way you want, but it's pronounced(nov 08) Mr. President. | |
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livinginthecopasux
Posts:944
| | 09/18/2007 9:24 PM |
Alert | | im the man | |
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 09/19/2007 7:20 AM |
Alert | ya.....sure you are.
(Winking....but of course, they are not working)
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Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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livinginthecopasux
Posts:944
| | 09/19/2007 7:31 AM |
Alert | | you eyes or the smileys arent working? | |
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 09/19/2007 7:36 AM |
Alert | Again...LOL.
I think the eyes are working...but as I work in China, the Smileys and the Quotes won't work. | |
Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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livinginthecopasux
Posts:944
| | 09/19/2007 7:39 AM |
Alert | | china is just down the i-10 a little bit | |
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 09/19/2007 7:46 AM |
Alert | <div class='NTForums_Quote'>Posted By livinginthecopasux on 09/19/2007 7:39 AM
china is just down the i-10 a little bit</div>
Oh, so your familiar with China! No Typhoon here though... | |
Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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livinginthecopasux
Posts:944
| | 09/19/2007 7:56 AM |
Alert | | chingy congy chang ching chong | |
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 09/19/2007 7:58 AM |
Alert | | What are you doing? Dishes -and you just dropped a bunch of pans! ????? | |
Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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livinginthecopasux
Posts:944
| | 09/19/2007 8:02 AM |
Alert | | hahahhaha | |
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 09/19/2007 8:17 AM |
Alert | | ha ha ha.... yes, just ha ha ha | |
Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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