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Reagan
Posts:633
 | | | Java Lover
Posts:0
| | 08/19/2007 2:13 PM |
 Alert | OMGosh, this poor kid! He has to be the poster child for NOT homeschooling. So sad. I had to stop watching.
Jay Leno was hysterical!!! | | | |
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| | Reagan
Posts:633
| | 08/19/2007 2:16 PM |
Alert | You should of watched it to the end. One of the funniest parts is when the anchorwomen sends it back to the anchorman.
Glad you liked it. | |
Ronald Reagan, 1992 convention Speech, "...we see all that rhetorical smoke, billowing out from the Democrats, well ladies and gentlemen, I'd follow the example of their nominee. Don't inhale.
This fellow they've nominated claims he's the new Thomas Jefferson. Well, let me tell you something. I knew Thomas Jefferson. He was a
friend of mine. And governor, you're no Thomas Jefferson. | |
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| | Tigg
Posts:549
| | 08/19/2007 2:24 PM |
Alert | That child is well prepaired for a carrer working at a dictionary publishers editing office where there shouldn't be too much human interaction to deal with. He will be able to be well focuced in such an environment and will be quite useful in helping to make sure the country of origin is correct in all of the entries. 
Jay Leno's "interviews" are always hilarious. | | | |
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| | jhall
Posts:936
| | 08/19/2007 2:32 PM |
Alert | | The kid sounds really smart..... but he is lacking some social skills. How old is he like 10? He was asking if the word was Latin or French. Haha the anchorwoman pronounced it wrong, he was all pissed. | |
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough
to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson | |
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| | Reagan
Posts:633
| | 08/19/2007 2:37 PM |
Alert | | I am sure he is really smart. He did win the spelling bee after all. But the social skills are lacking big time. At least he will have some time to improve before getting out in the real world. | |
Ronald Reagan, 1992 convention Speech, "...we see all that rhetorical smoke, billowing out from the Democrats, well ladies and gentlemen, I'd follow the example of their nominee. Don't inhale.
This fellow they've nominated claims he's the new Thomas Jefferson. Well, let me tell you something. I knew Thomas Jefferson. He was a
friend of mine. And governor, you're no Thomas Jefferson. | |
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|  | nyfiggy1
Posts:102
| | 08/19/2007 7:26 PM |
Alert | | lol | |
Used to be Nyfiggy
senior member
posted 2276
joined 8/06 | |
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| | njparks
Posts:201
| | 09/01/2007 7:47 PM |
Alert | A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, " my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll." The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.
"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
A Prayer.......
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death, because I don't know how to crochet
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