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    **Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package***

    **The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised
    not to make any rash moves.**

    **The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but
    the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and
    the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.**

    **The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the
    Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the Pediatricians
    said, 'Oh, Grow up!'**

    **The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
    Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to
    wash their hands of the whole thing.**

    **The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
    Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'**

    **The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists
    felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.**

    **The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
    Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.**

    **In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some
    assholes in** *** Washington****.**