Once upon a time, on a farm in Virginia , there was a little red hen
 who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains
 of wheat.
She called all of her neighbors together and said, 'If
 we plant this wheat,we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?'
 'Not I,' said the cow.
  'Not I,' said the duck.
  'Not I,' said the pig.
 'Not I,' said the goose.
 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red
  hen, and so she did. The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.
 'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked the little red hen.
 'Not I,' said the duck..
 'Out of my classification,' said the pig.
 'I'd lose my seniority,' said the cow.
 'I'd lose my unemployment compensation,' said the goose.
 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red
  hen, and so she did.
  At last it came time to bake the bread.
  'Who will help me bake the bread?' asked the little red hen.
  'That would be overtime for me,' said the cow.
  'I'd lose my welfare benefits,' said the duck.
  'I'm a dropout and never learned how,' said the pig.
  'If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination,' said the goose.
   'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen.
  She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her
  neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share.But the        little red hen said 'No, I shall eat all five loaves.'
 'Excess profits!' cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)
   'Capitalist leech!' screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)
  'I demand equal rights!' yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)
  The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)
  And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and
   marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
  Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little redhen, 'You must not
  be so greedy.'
  'But I earned the bread,' said the little red hen.
  'Exactly,' said Barack the farmer. 'That is what makes our free enterprise
  system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants.
  But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must
  divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.'
  And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who
  smiled and clucked, 'I am grateful, for now I truly
  understand.'
   But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked
  bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the
  Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.
   Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one
   cared...so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.
 
   EPILOGUE
  Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.  Hillary got $8 million for hers.
  That's $20 million for the memories from two people,who for eight years,
  repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

  IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?

  Never lose your sense of humor......