jhall
Posts:1352
 | | 06/20/2008 2:07 PM |
 Alert | YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…. 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.' 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave' 10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one. 11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
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JasonY
Posts:3446
| | 06/20/2008 2:11 PM |
Alert | | HAHAHAHA! Now that was funny! | |
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drummer72
Posts:3886
| | 06/20/2008 2:11 PM |
Alert | | Dude, that doesn't apply to anyone in this forum. | |
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JasonY
Posts:3446
| | 06/20/2008 2:24 PM |
Alert | I kinda like number two and ten.............lol
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geewiz
Posts:483
| | 06/21/2008 8:42 AM |
Alert | | You forgot you support obama for president. | |
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caveman
Posts:1276
| | 06/21/2008 9:49 AM |
Alert | Posted By geewiz on 06/21/2008 8:42 AM
You forgot you support obama for president.
Hey knock it off Fox News. | | | |
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jhall
Posts:1352
| | 06/21/2008 12:08 PM |
Alert | | You mean barack hussein obama ... | |
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
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Bionicbunny
Posts:644
| | 06/21/2008 4:53 PM |
Alert | | Nice job jhall! This is VERY funny!!!! | | | |
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asugrl
Posts:725
| | 06/22/2008 9:44 PM |
Alert | Posted By drummer72 on 06/20/2008 2:11 PM
Dude, that doesn't apply to anyone in this forum.
Well, you DID say you like Osama better than Bush... | | | |
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BOB
Posts:378
| | 06/23/2008 12:38 AM |
Alert | 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
uhmmm....The machine gun and rocket launcher are most likely gifts from Uncle Sam!
Sad that we forgot to send shoes!!!
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drummer72
Posts:3886
| | 06/24/2008 12:54 AM |
Alert | Posted By asugrl on 06/22/2008 9:44 PM Posted By drummer72 on 06/20/2008 2:11 PM
Dude, that doesn't apply to anyone in this forum.
Well, you DID say you like Osama better than Bush... So that makes me a terrorist? You're a frickin piece of work. I believe it was who I HATED more. I hate Bush more, for the fact that he can't find Obama. | |
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asugrl
Posts:725
| | 06/24/2008 2:34 AM |
Alert | Posted By drummer72 on 06/24/2008 12:54 AM Posted By asugrl on 06/22/2008 9:44 PM Posted By drummer72 on 06/20/2008 2:11 PM
Dude, that doesn't apply to anyone in this forum.
Well, you DID say you like Osama better than Bush... So that makes me a terrorist? You're a frickin piece of work. I believe it was who I HATED more. I hate Bush more, for the fact that he can't find Obama. Wow, Freudian slip or did you mean to write the wrong name? lol. | | | |
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jhall
Posts:1352
| | 06/24/2008 8:25 AM |
Alert | | haha! | |
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
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JasonY
Posts:3446
| | 06/24/2008 10:06 AM |
Alert | | ............you accepted money and weapons from the CIA to fight the communists in the 1980s and no have no problem using them against Americans now.............. | |
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jhall
Posts:1352
| | 06/25/2008 8:05 AM |
Alert | | haha | |
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
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drummer72
Posts:3886
| | 06/25/2008 5:51 PM |
Alert | Posted By asugrl on 06/24/2008 2:34 AM Posted By drummer72 on 06/24/2008 12:54 AM Posted By asugrl on 06/22/2008 9:44 PM Posted By drummer72 on 06/20/2008 2:11 PM
Dude, that doesn't apply to anyone in this forum.
Well, you DID say you like Osama better than Bush... So that makes me a terrorist? You're a frickin piece of work. I believe it was who I HATED more. I hate Bush more, for the fact that he can't find Obama. Wow, Freudian slip or did you mean to write the wrong name? lol. No mistake at all. I spelled it that way because you righties consider him a terrorist loving muslim. | |
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Smokin Ace
Posts:246
| | 06/26/2008 7:35 AM |
Alert | Well the joke was funny at least.  | |
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asugrl
Posts:725
| | 06/30/2008 12:50 PM |
Alert | Posted By drummer72 on 06/25/2008 5:51 PM Posted By asugrl on 06/24/2008 2:34 AM Posted By drummer72 on 06/24/2008 12:54 AM Posted By asugrl on 06/22/2008 9:44 PM Posted By drummer72 on 06/20/2008 2:11 PM
Dude, that doesn't apply to anyone in this forum.
Well, you DID say you like Osama better than Bush... So that makes me a terrorist? You're a frickin piece of work. I believe it was who I HATED more. I hate Bush more, for the fact that he can't find Obama. Wow, Freudian slip or did you mean to write the wrong name? lol. No mistake at all. I spelled it that way because you righties consider him a terrorist loving muslim.
Right, right...I figured you would say something like that.  | | | |
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JasonY
Posts:3446
| | 06/30/2008 2:24 PM |
Alert | | There are some nice looking mosques out there........... | |
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drummer72
Posts:3886
| | 06/30/2008 10:21 PM |
Alert | | Yes, I've seen much more prettier mosques, than churches. | |
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