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OBG IIUser is Offline

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04/12/2008 9:59 PM Alert 
I bought a bird feeder. I hung
it on my back porch and filled
it with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it is, as I filled it
lovingly with seed. Within a
week we had hundreds of birds
taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.
 
But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue.
 
Then came the poop. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table ..
everywhere!
 
Then some of the birds
turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own
pocket.
 
And others birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.
 
After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
anymore. So I took down the
bird feeder and in three days
the birds were gone. I cleaned
up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built
all over the patio.
 
Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be.... quiet, serene
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.
 
Now let's see.
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care, and free
education and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic
citizen.
 
Then the illegal's came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor;
your child's 2nd grade class is
behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak
English.
 
Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
"press one" to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than "Old Glory" are
squawking and screaming
in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.
 
Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, great! if not,
continue cleaning up the poop

Some people will do anything to get elected!


IMPALIN' THE LEFT
RichTigUser is Offline

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04/13/2008 7:33 AM Alert 

Or you can get a shotgun and shoot the bad birds and let the good ones stay.

drummer72User is Offline

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04/14/2008 12:40 AM Alert 
Or he can get a shot gun and shoot himself?

"Everything for everyone and nothing for ourselves"
jhallUser is Offline

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04/14/2008 8:41 AM Alert 
I agree OBD time to take down the taco stand

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
--Edmund Burke
DesertDwellerUser is Offline

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04/14/2008 9:14 AM Alert 
I wouldn't worry too much about the map. They already occupy the area in question. They don't want to govern it because they fail miserably when they try to run things. They want us to govern it so that they can get benefits and other free stuff.

Stupid should hurt!

Desert Dweller - Senior Member - Posts: 2982 - Joined: Feb 2006
RichTigUser is Offline

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04/14/2008 9:24 AM Alert 

In 20 years, Mexicans will be a majority of voters on the map.  They will have taken over control without firing a shot.

We give them citizenship just because they fell out of their mother on this side of the border.  Then we pay for the hospital bills too!

One more vote for Mexican rule.

 

cavemanUser is Offline

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04/18/2008 3:47 PM Alert 
Who cares about a Vodka ad? If you have a real gripe bring it but to be so offended by a vodka ad? Are you kidding me? You really need to get out more.
drummer72User is Offline

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04/19/2008 6:32 PM Alert 
I hope they don't have any tequila ads with our U.S. flag on it!!!

"Everything for everyone and nothing for ourselves"
lexmarkUser is Offline

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04/21/2008 10:15 AM Alert 
illegals should be dropped on site! unless they are mowing your lawn

Bye Bye Maricopa!
RabbitUser is Offline

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04/21/2008 11:08 AM Alert 
illegals should be dropped on site! unless they are mowing your lawn


and that my friends and neighbors, is the dilema faced by the united states in regards to illegal immigration.

"Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door."
jhallUser is Offline

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04/21/2008 12:34 PM Alert 
I mow my own friggen lawn

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
--Edmund Burke
JasonYUser is Offline

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04/21/2008 2:54 PM Alert 
Me too, I am too cheap to hire illegals to do it............lol.............just kidding......

"My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes" -- Lewis Black
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