Posted By the judge on 07/11/2007 5:07 PM Posted By TMarie on 07/10/2007 8:53 AM However........NOT a viking fan here.......(hubby's a cheesehead..gotta support him, I suppose!)  I am sorry, but I am forced to find you guilty of violating the Root For the Team You Grew Up Near Act of 1947. By supporting a rival team, you are in violation of this Act and shall henceforth be assessed the following penalty. You shall be prohibited from purchasing, possessing, obtaining, smelling, or holding a Giant Foam Finger for any team other than those of the Minnesota Vikings. You will shall also be prohibited from shouting, uttering, or otherwise speaking the words "booyeah," "excellent," and "awesome" during games played by any team other than the Minnesota Vikings. Finally, you shall be prohibited from placing, resting, or otherwise wearing a Cheesehead Hat upon your head or any other oart of your body. All of these punishments shall be in place for a period of no less than two (2) years. This court will consider revisiting these sentences after a six (6) month period, if you see fit to come into compliance with the Root For the Team You Grew Up Near Act of 1947. Court is now adjourned.
LOL....yeah, my family has already enforced this to the fullest extent of the law!  |