geewiz
Posts:323
 | | 11/29/2007 1:59 PM |
 Alert | | Poor dumDevil fans someday they might sparky isn't bright enough to ignite anything. They are always swimming in thier favorate river in Africia DeNile. | | | |
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oldtymer
Posts:28
| | 11/29/2007 3:20 PM |
Alert | Hey Geewiz You can't even spell dumb. You must be a ua grad.
I can't wait until Saturday because then we won't have to read your stupid rantings after the pooty cats get spanked.
What do you do if a UA grad shows up at your door?
Pay for the pizza!
Mildcats Suck get used to it!
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oldtymer
Posts:28
| | 11/29/2007 3:29 PM |
Alert | Hold on I need to check something......
.... Yep Cats still suck!
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anewman
Posts:668
| | 11/29/2007 3:54 PM |
Alert | geewiz must have played football for UA (under achievers) considering the spelling and grammar used in his posts
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"The jouney of life is as much in oneself' as the roads one travels"
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geewiz
Posts:323
| | 11/29/2007 5:41 PM |
Alert | Just in case asWho fans are as retarded as they seem. Let me spell it out to you why I chose to spell dumb the way I did.
sun devil
dum devil
you see sun has three letter and so does the way i spelt dum.
Q. How many sun devil fans does it take to out smart 1 WildCat fan?
A. No one will ever know because it is impossible and never happen. | | | |
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geewiz
Posts:323
| | 11/29/2007 5:50 PM |
Alert | | I went to enroll at ASU but when they noticed I got my age, sex and name correct on the application they said I was already to smart and didn't want to make the rest of the students feel like underachivers and sent me to UofA. | | | |
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anewman
Posts:668
| | 11/29/2007 10:18 PM |
Alert | HA HA Thats what they tell all the rejects. Didn't want to ruin your little ego so they sent you down to dirtville.
Out smart a wildcat fan? Doesn't that mean a wildcat fan has to be smart? Your right- that is impossible.
You know what happens to all the smart people once they graduate Underbelly of Arizona don't you. They become a fan of a REAL college. | |
"The jouney of life is as much in oneself' as the roads one travels"
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Devil Dog
Posts:411
| | 11/30/2007 2:40 AM |
Alert | Devils - Fiesta Bowl or Rose Bowl ?
Puttycats - Again NOWHERE!
What a feeling to have 2 BCS Bowl to good too.
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CrownNCoke
Posts:810
| | 11/30/2007 7:34 AM |
Alert | Posted By oldtymer on 11/29/2007 3:20 PM
Hey Geewiz You can't even spell dumb. You must be a ua grad.
I can't wait until Saturday because then we won't have to read your stupid rantings after the pooty cats get spanked.
What do you do if a UA grad shows up at your door?
Pay for the pizza!
Mildcats Suck get used to it!
HAHA cant wait Sat either it is going to be a stomping poor poor pussy cats...
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oldtymer
Posts:28
| | 11/30/2007 7:56 AM |
Alert | Hey Wiz, were you trying to be funny? Cause I couldn't tell. You're about as funny as Michael Richards at a KKK rally.
Actually ASU was just being nice to you. That was their way of telling you what a dumb *** you are.
What do you call an ASU drop out?
A uofa honor student.
What did the ua cheerleader say when her boyfriend blew in her ear?
Thanks for the refill.
UA can't even go to the Copper Bowl anymore becasue it's now in Tempe.
Tucson has Phoenix envy!
And yes. CATS STILL SUCK! | | | |
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oldtymer
Posts:28
| | 11/30/2007 8:06 AM |
Alert | Hey cheesewiz. shouldn't dumdevil be two words. You know Sun Devils, Dum Devils. Man, you can't even get that right. You must be a ua grad. Or are you just DEE DEE DEE?
This just in...CATS still suck. (you see, it's a running gag).
Hey Devil Dog, If UCLA beats the condoms, I mean Trojans, then we go Rose. If not we go to Glendale. Either way Nogales Tech stays home. Again.
Oh and did I mention that ASU will be, at the least, Co-Pac 10 Champs for the third time.
And how many times for uofa? Shoot that can't even win the WAC title. | | | |
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anewman
Posts:668
| | 11/30/2007 8:26 AM |
Alert | Posted By oldtymer on 11/30/2007 8:06 AM
Hey cheesewiz. shouldn't dumdevil be two words. You know Sun Devils, Dum Devils. Man, you can't even get that right. You must be a ua grad. Or are you just DEE DEE DEE?
This just in...CATS still suck. (you see, it's a running gag).
Hey Devil Dog, If UCLA beats the condoms, I mean Trojans, then we go Rose. If not we go to Glendale. Either way Nogales Tech stays home. Again.
Oh and did I mention that ASU will be, at the least, Co-Pac 10 Champs for the third time.
And how many times for uofa? Shoot that can't even win the WAC title.
Ah you are still giving them too much credit. The kittens would still finish 5th in that conference- there are some quality teams. They need to petition to get moved to the mountain sky conference with NAU and Montana. | |
"The jouney of life is as much in oneself' as the roads one travels"
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DKG
Posts:23
| | 11/30/2007 8:30 AM |
Alert | How do Sun Devils protect their children from Wildcats?
They move them to Pasadena. | | | |
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DKG
Posts:23
| | 11/30/2007 8:31 AM |
Alert | What do you call a pretty girl at U of A?
A visitor!!! | | | |
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oldtymer
Posts:28
| | 11/30/2007 8:40 AM |
Alert | Let's get serious for a second.
OK uofa beat UCLA and ore. But UCLA was on their fourth quarterback. Heck they were trying to get Tommy Maddox one more year of eligibility. And Oregon? ASU took out Dixon to allow the pootycats to win. But in both games they let them come back in the second half. To remind you. ASU is a second half team! So no way can Nogales Tech win.
Beacuse they SUCK!
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DKG
Posts:23
| | 11/30/2007 8:50 AM |
Alert | A woman was walking through her new house with the contractor. As they walked through rooms, she told him what color she wanted him to paint each room. In the bedroom she said, "I think this would be nice in a cream." The contractor stuck his head out of the window and yelled,
"GREEN SIDE UP!" This perplexed the woman. They moved to the living room and she said, " I would love rose in this area." Again the contractor strolled over to the window and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!" Again the woman was confused but did not say anything. As they walked into the kitchen, she proudly announced that she wanted this room to be "a glorious shade of mauve." Once again the contractor went to the window and yelled,” GREEN SIDE UP!" Finally she could not stand this anymore. "What are you shouting GREEN SIDE UP out very window of this house? He replied,” I’m sorry. I have a crew of U of A students laying sod across the street."
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oldtymer
Posts:28
| | 11/30/2007 9:14 AM |
Alert | DKG THAT was funny.
See cheesewiz that's what you call humor.
What's the difference between a pot hole and a uofa fan?
People will swerve to miss hitting the pot hole.
Q. Why don’t a uofa grad eyes fall out of her when she stands?
A. The vacuum in her head keeps them in place.
Q. What is a uofa grad doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
A uofa student was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "O.K., "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
He replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."
With that I say: CATS SUCK!
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geewiz
Posts:323
| | 11/30/2007 9:35 AM |
Alert | These two asu students wanted to transfer to UofA. They went to the admid office to apply. They were told they had to take a test to get in. It is usually a very simple test all they had to do was answer one question each. They had to both answer thier question correctly or both will be denied admission. Both agreed to take this test so the first student stepped forward we'll call him anewman. Ok anewman in the song Old McDonald what did Old McDonald have. anewman starts singing the song in his head and then blurts Old McDonald had A FARM. Admin asked the second student we'll call him oldtymer how do you spell farm. oldtymer starts singing the song hisself and with a big grin on his face he blurts out EIEIO.
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geewiz
Posts:323
| | 11/30/2007 9:47 AM |
Alert | DKG thats what the contractor gets for hiring a asu student to supervise a job he always has to correct they asu student after he tell the installers how to do something.
CATS rule
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geewiz
Posts:323
| | 11/30/2007 9:53 AM |
Alert | oldtymer you make a big deal about my spelling you can't even copy a name correctly.
DKG so i take it your a trojan fan moving to USC country so you can molest your own children
and at least UofA has women. | | | |
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