Posted By drgnflygrl on 07/25/2007 4:25 PM
Does anyone know if there will be any adult tennis lessons held at Pacana this fall?
What's this? Goodness gracious!
I must henceforth find you guilty of violating the Adult Means Pornographic Act of 1997! As you well know, this statute was enacted at the requests of the noble grassroots MAPABAS (Moms Against Pornography and Boobs and Stuff) foundation, who were concerned that terms such as "Adult Swimming Lessons" and "Adult Bingo Night" were attracting their rebellious teenage sons to events that were little more than Senior Citizen shindigs. And so our Congress stepped in to assist, and this became the law of the land.
However, the Adult Tennis Lessons you speak of at Pacana Park are neither pornographic in nature, nor do they involve the pizza delivery guy! As a result, I must hereby sentence you to the following punishment. You are ordered to serve a probation period of sixteen (16) hours, during which time you may not utilize the words "adult," "dirty," "filthy," "seedy," "ribald," or "Uncle Chester's sock drawer." Any utilization of the aforementioned words shall invalidate your time served, and you shall henceforth be compelled to restart your probation period.
This Court hopes we have learned something today. We shall reconvene in sixteen (16) hours and ten (10) minutes to discuss the completion of your probation. Good day to you, noble citizen!
*bang, bang*
Court is adjourned! |