NEZ
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 Alert | We need to have a chat. How did you score an English wife?? Did you go to England?? I will never go to England, so I hope you did it another way.
Do you hang out in lots of Tea Shops. I like tea. I'm Englandy like that. Maybe that's how you did it. But I'll be honest, how would I get an England chick without the accent. Or at least one that didn't whisper. I think England chicks whisper too much.
Miss Kerry you don't whisper too much. You are awesome...your voice is so awesome.
Oops, Ding Dong, I'm not hitting on your wife.
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AmyG steals lil' nick nacks from your home.
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queen shiba
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Alert | Ahhh...sitting down getting a diet pepsi and eating my popcorn. Hmmm......seeing what happens.  | |
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Sinbad
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Alert | ****Sets up the Boxing Ring.****
<<---- in this corner weighing 210 pounds with a reach that comes all the way from england.....
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Just doing it one day at a time. Change is good and it should be looked upon as an improvment! not a problem.
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Urban Cowgirl
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| | 07/11/2007 4:16 PM |
Alert | Why, you think NEZ is going to ask about you next? I do not think he's into women who are too tightly wound.
You must not be talking about Queen Shiba... or else you didn't see her jammin at Ramsey's Saturday night... nothing wound up about her!  | |
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| | 07/11/2007 5:41 PM |
Alert | Some people say that Kerry was a mail order bride.
That's now true, however. You see, during the invasion of Normandy, Ding Dong was a fighter pilot on loan to the RAF. Kerry was a candy girl working in the USO. When their eyes met, it was love at first sight... | |
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its miller time
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| | 07/11/2007 6:13 PM |
Alert | Posted By NEZ on 07/11/2007 8:20 AM
We need to have a chat. How did you score an English wife?? Did you go to England?? I will never go to England, so I hope you did it another way.
Do you hang out in lots of Tea Shops. I like tea. I'm Englandy like that. Maybe that's how you did it. But I'll be honest, how would I get an England chick without the accent. Or at least one that didn't whisper. I think England chicks whisper too much.
Miss Kerry you don't whisper too much. You are awesome...your voice is so awesome.
Oops, Ding Dong, I'm not hitting on your wife.
Oh god, this thread is a disaster. :runs away:
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DingDong
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| | 07/11/2007 9:05 PM |
Alert | NEZ,
You make me laugh... Where do you get this stuff?? If you want a chick without the english accent. She would be called an american ( I guess ) Thanks for making a thread on me. I feel honored....LMAO
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Funny as well. That story would be a lot better than the truth.
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the judge
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| | 07/11/2007 9:26 PM |
Alert | Posted By DingDong on 07/11/2007 9:05 PM
We actually met on a blind date. Boring, but the truth.
What's this? I find you guilty of Giving a Boring Explanation Where a Fantastic One is Required. As we all know, this is a Class 3 Internet Misdemeanor, and appropriate action must be taken.
Henceforth, I hereby sentence you to attend twenty meetings of the nearest Liars' Club. In addition, you are prohibited from saying, shouting, hollering, or otherwise uttering the words "honest," "really," and "I swear" for a period of twenty-five (25) days. (A special waiver will be granted for arguments with your wife, not to exceed three occurrences during this period.)
*bang, bang*
Court is adjourned!
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queen shiba
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| | 07/12/2007 12:55 PM |
Alert | Posted By CF Splash Pad Police on 07/11/2007 2:54 PM Posted By queen shiba on 07/11/2007 2:39 PM Ahhh...sitting down getting a diet pepsi and eating my popcorn. Hmmm......seeing what happens. Why, you think NEZ is going to ask about you next? I do not think he's into women who are too tightly wound. 
LOL! Now that is pretty funny. If you only knew me....you would know that being wound up tight is not me. Your funny! Good one!
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queen shiba
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| | 07/12/2007 12:57 PM |
Alert | Posted By Urban Cowgirl on 07/11/2007 4:16 PM Why, you think NEZ is going to ask about you next? I do not think he's into women who are too tightly wound. You must not be talking about Queen Shiba... or else you didn't see her jammin at Ramsey's Saturday night... nothing wound up about her! 
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Sinbad
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| | 07/12/2007 1:45 PM |
Alert | Posted By queen shiba on 07/12/2007 12:55 PM Posted By CF Splash Pad Police on 07/11/2007 2:54 PM Posted By queen shiba on 07/11/2007 2:39 PM Ahhh...sitting down getting a diet pepsi and eating my popcorn. Hmmm......seeing what happens. Why, you think NEZ is going to ask about you next? I do not think he's into women who are too tightly wound. LOL! Now that is pretty funny. If you only knew me....you would know that being wound up tight is not me. Your funny! Good one!
I think I like The Judge.... We should give him his own thread and he can deal out justice to the forum problems.. | |
Just doing it one day at a time. Change is good and it should be looked upon as an improvment! not a problem.
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NEZ
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| | 07/12/2007 2:06 PM |
Alert | Why did I start this thread??
I must be a nightmare for organized people. | |
AmyG steals lil' nick nacks from your home.
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matmo
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| | 07/12/2007 7:54 PM |
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Nickswebcamfriend
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| | 07/12/2007 9:33 PM |
Alert | There's also Australian...Kind of like the English accent, but not really. They also have a cool accent, but it's not English because they say all kinds of stuff like "G'day mate", but don't ask someone from Australia to actually say that because they get mad for some reason, they won't say Criky either as this also makes them mad. And they say faggot, it's a cigarette there and also Fanny is not what we call a fanny. Don't tell someone in Australia that you have a "Fanny pack" as this is a VERY bad word there! Bad, but funny!!
That is why Nez needs an Australian chick, and they don't smell like Teriyaki either... unless you want them to.
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the judge
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| | 07/13/2007 12:45 AM |
Alert | Posted By Sinbad on 07/12/2007 1:45 PM
I think I like The Judge.... We should give him his own thread and he can deal out justice to the forum problems..
Why thank you, Mister Sinbad. Your comment pleases the court greatly. I shall take this into account if you are ever summoned to my courtroom!
And if there is any justice that needs to be handed down, please do inform me. I shall appoint you as my bailiff! | | | |
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Sinbad
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| | 07/13/2007 9:48 AM |
Alert | Posted By the judge on 07/13/2007 12:45 AM Posted By Sinbad on 07/12/2007 1:45 PM
I think I like The Judge.... We should give him his own thread and he can deal out justice to the forum problems.. Why thank you, Mister Sinbad. Your comment pleases the court greatly. I shall take this into account if you are ever summoned to my courtroom! And if there is any justice that needs to be handed down, please do inform me. I shall appoint you as my bailiff!
do I get to carry a Club and Gun?
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DingDong
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| | 07/13/2007 11:14 AM |
Alert | Sinbad and a gun? | |
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AmyB1
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| | 07/13/2007 11:20 AM |
Alert | Posted By DingDong on 07/13/2007 11:14 AM Sinbad and a gun?
i wonder if he can do a good Barney Fife impression.... | |
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