> A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into
> the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket
> and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her
> screaming parents.  
>
> The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square
> on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion
> jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her
> terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.  
>
> A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, "
> Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my
> whole life. "  
>
> "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
> little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right. "  
>
> "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you
> know , and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What
> motorcycle do you ride?  
>
> "A Harley Davidson."  
>
> The journalist leaves.  The following morning the biker buys the paper
> to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first
> page:  
>
> BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT, AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
>
>
> (now doesn't this just sound like our media!!!???!!!)