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sarahc
Posts:631
 | | 08/10/2007 6:06 PM |
 Alert | Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke.
None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die." | | | |
| | Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 08/10/2007 10:48 PM |
Alert | Cute!!
A poor family finds out that they are having twins. they decide to put them up in an orphanage as they can not care for them. The two are born identical and are both boys - Juan and Amal.
Both are adopted out and 18 years later the biological mother get a letter from Juan telling her he understands what happened and that he is very happy now. She gets a picture too. She is very happy and takes the letter to her husband. She says I just wish that I could have a picture of Amal as well.
The husband looks at her and says Why? You have a picture of Juan and they are identical. So if you have see Juan, you have seem Amal....
Corny, but still funny! | |
Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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