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| | Author | Messages | |
Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
 | | 09/04/2007 2:13 PM |
 Alert | A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new
Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it
costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red
light.
An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to
him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind
of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor
proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car,
all right ... but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly
WHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster! "What on
earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up
head of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and
passes the Moped at 275 mph and He's feeling pretty good until he looks
in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The
Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do! Suddenly, the Moped
plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still
alive.
He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is there
anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view
mirror."
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Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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| | pkat
Posts:998
| | 09/04/2007 7:28 PM |
Alert | A guy goes in to see his Dr.
Dr. says 'you've got 6 months to live'
the guys says I can't pay you
so the Dr. gave him another 6 months!
( I actually saw Henny Youngman do this joke live and in person!) | |
..... If you can dream it, I can build it.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde | |
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