Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
 | | 07/30/2007 8:03 AM |
 Alert | Ok, we all have some kind of either relative or someone we know that fits this thread! What's your best redneck story?
You might be a redneck if your front doorbell is the a$$ end of a deer! (I have the picture but can't get it to post here!!)
You mow the lawn and find cars - (Parent's house)
While walking to school as a child you were ever chased by Javalina's... (true and only in Arizona)
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Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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heat sprite
Posts:334
| | 07/30/2007 10:44 AM |
Alert | Your pick-up truck has curtains and doubles as your home.
You have more dogs under your porch than you do cars on blocks in your yard.
You have personalized plates in your back window for identifing "his" and "hers" seats. | |
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YZRacer
Posts:1594
| | 07/30/2007 10:47 AM |
Alert | You have a home that is mobile and several cars that are not (my brother)
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If you can't spot the loser, it might be you
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livinginthecopasux
Posts:944
| | 07/30/2007 2:19 PM |
Alert | | you shave your beard and find a cheese fry | |
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heat sprite
Posts:334
| | 07/30/2007 2:37 PM |
Alert | | You are married to your sister's cousin's aunt on your father's side. | |
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YZRacer
Posts:1594
| | 07/30/2007 2:38 PM |
Alert | | you owe money to the tattoo shop | |
If you can't spot the loser, it might be you
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heat sprite
Posts:334
| | 07/30/2007 2:39 PM |
Alert | and the dixie flag on your arm looks more like it should be on your a@@  | |
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 07/30/2007 2:40 PM |
Alert | <div class='NTForums_Quote'>Posted By livinginthecopasux on 07/30/2007 2:19 PM
you shave your beard and find a cheese fry</div>
Wasn't misplaced...was saving it for later.
When you go to family reunions to pick up chicks....
This is kind of redneck - When you live in such a small town that your parents know you got pulled over and got a ticket before you even got home!! That sucked!
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Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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heat sprite
Posts:334
| | 07/30/2007 3:08 PM |
Alert | | One of your neighbors says bless you when you sneeze and another hands you his hankie and neither one has left their own front porch... | |
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livinginthecopasux
Posts:944
| | 07/30/2007 3:18 PM |
Alert | | you mowed the lawn and found a 58 buick | |
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livinginthecopasux
Posts:944
| | 07/30/2007 3:19 PM |
Alert | | you have fake grass on the lawn but real grass on the porch..(nwcf) | |
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Java Lover
Posts:0
| | 07/30/2007 6:51 PM |
Alert | | ...Your tattoos out number your teeth. | | | |
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heat sprite
Posts:334
| | 07/30/2007 9:46 PM |
Alert | | The tattoo of your wife and sister has the same name. | |
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Reagan
Posts:737
| | 07/31/2007 8:09 AM |
Alert | | Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road." (My childhood home) | |
Welfare's purpose should be to eliminate, as far as possible, the need for its own existence.
Reagan, Los Angeles Times, January 7, 1970 | |
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AmyB1
Posts:599
| | 07/31/2007 10:28 AM |
Alert | There are wind blown spit stains up the side of your pick up truck...
You have ever used used the hem of the T-Shirt you are wearing to wipe your nose(seen it done by some dude in Fry's parking lot last saturday)
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I am channeling my "inner cougar"..... | |
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Blue Orchid
Posts:658
| | 07/31/2007 7:49 PM |
Alert | | "Dueling Banjos" is played at every family reunion. | | | |
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 07/31/2007 9:36 PM |
Alert | <div class='NTForums_Quote'>Posted By livinginthecopasux on 07/30/2007 3:19 PM
you have fake grass on the lawn but real grass on the porch..(nwcf)</div>
It's an "Ornamental plant" man! Shut the he!! up will you!
When you add up the number of kids and dogs that you have and it is a number greater than 10...
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Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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heat sprite
Posts:334
| | 07/31/2007 10:21 PM |
Alert | | When you call out to a Dixie Chick and she isn't a member of a band... | |
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Nickswebcamfriend
Posts:1292
| | 07/31/2007 10:25 PM |
Alert | | When the song you danced to at your wedding was "Sweet Home Alabama" and you know every word...so do your guests. | |
Who's using me, what should we do? Because you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too. - White Stripes
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heat sprite
Posts:334
| | 07/31/2007 10:33 PM |
Alert | | When you can walk out your back door and within 10 feet be in your in-laws house. | |
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